Maintenance

I think people are like a roller coaster, some are more exciting then others, but they all need the same thing, maintenance. Maintenance is needed to keep the roller coaster running, it might be a check up or just complete remodeling. Without Maintenance the coaster is bound to breakdown and people break down. If you have patchy areas of facial hair and you're not shaving it, your maintenance light is on. I used to have a mustache and V.I.P. access to the ugly club, then I listened to my mom. My mom pointed out I wasn't good looking, so then I went under the knife. Now I'm clean cut and my balls are shaved. It might be scary to put a blade to your nuts, but there comes a time to face your fear. Women need maintenance too, I don't know what, but its important. A women without maintenance is like a coaster that breaks down, nobody wants to ride her.

Read GQ magazine, it should help with maintenance problems.