Count It

I should be sad. I lost 500 dollars tonight. I should murder my friend who lost a good part of it. Yesterday I was blessed with 500 dollars from this guy named Cole, he just sent me 500 bucks, but in order to take it out I had to bet the same amount in my account. So I had to bet 500 dollars worth to take it out. I put in a bet(which won) and then got the text of what teams to pick to win money from Cole, well, I was at work when I got the text. So I called my business partner aka James Mata to put in the bets, I specifically tell him how much I want to put in and what to do. He can't do that. He puts in the wrong teams as in he puts Oakland Thunder instead of college basketball, he was supposed to put in the Kings NBA Basketball and he puts in Kings hockey. Whatever. It happens. So now I'm out of all my blessing because the Heat had to lose to the Trailblazers. Imagining my life has a laugh track helps get me through these moments. That is only that last 48 hours. Since my last posting I stayed in a haunted house by myself, talked to a stripper, made friends with my ex girlfriend, tried to help my friend lose his virginity, and tried to impress a women.
All I can tell you is that I survived the night, the stripper's name is Christina and she talks weird, my ex girlfriend Kristine said she never hated me and I said"I'm done hating you" and now I can stop acting scared about walking into golden spoon(she works there), I'm still trying to impress this women who is Ethan's girlfriend's bestfriend, but she doesn't text me back so who knows whats going on there? Not me.
I want to talk about the friend who was supposed to lose his virginity because that is fricken funny. This girl who is friends with this guy we work with sees my friends facebook and goes"wow I want to....."have sex with him"....now". So my buddie gets all pumped for this, I was 3rd wheel in this group of 5 and I did everything I could do to help him out. I got tickets to a comedy show, I drugged the girl, and I even yelled at her. All that would usually work, but to my friend, he couldn't get anything done. Long story short he didn't and his reaction to it was priceless. I was like "man you are one pathetic loser" quoting Dumb and Dumber and this is his reaction, "You know what man, I didn't even want to have sex with her, I didn't even want a kiss, she's more than a slut, I like talking to her, you might think she's a slut, but when she texts me, she's not". Comic gold. He defended her as his excuse why he didn't have sex with her. I think thats the funniest thing thats happened since my last post, but you might be a bigger of fan of me losing 500 dollars.