I had this huge post about Saturday night, but it got deleted and I don't want to re-type a story of James Mata throwing up on himself, that was a big moment. This week I haven't done much because my car is in the shop, so I have to hangout a lot, I don't really have a story of me playing red dead redemption, but Thursday, now this is all Ethan's genius, we woke up and went to get Krispy Kreams all over in Mission Viejo, its far, and he goes"shoot I forgot something" and I was like what the heck, what could we miss after order 2 dozen glazed and 2 chocolate, Ethan needed to go around again to get Krispy Kream hats for us to wear. Love him. His logic was "Your damn right I'm eating Krispy Kream" but as we were driving home he goes,"do you want to enjoy this on the beach?" I say "yes" so we drive all the way to Laguna wearing our Krispy Kream hats, Ethan puts 15 minutes in the meter, we go enjoy our donuts for 20 minutes on the beach, as we leave a cop is walking our direction and Ethan sees a ticket on his dashboard starts yelling and rips up the ticket. Hanging with him is always a guaranteed good time. I don't really have any big stories for this week, but I can tell you about work. So its getting close to summer time, this is around the same time Oakley hired me, so that means all the other new people are getting hired around now and its great. I like to go up to the new people and tell them a lie on my life because they will believe anything. I told this one guy I make a 1000 dollars on weekend because I'm security for bands at the Verizon amphitheater and I've covered everybody from Eminem to the Beatles(he believed me on the Beatles thing cause he's a bean, I told him they still play minus John Lennon) this one kid who's my age I went up to him like this"Sup new kid, 50 cents!" like hand it over because I'm a bully. I think its pretty fun for a day because people start talking and then they stop believing me. At work last night for some reason I just was happy and having a good day, so I start giving out nicknames and when people start handing out nicknames it seems to me everybody wants one. I go up to this cool guy named Frank and I go "if you call me Grizzly(I'm working real hard on getting people to call me that) I'll call you Kemosauby" and then my Frank asks Noah who he is and Noah goes"Big worm" and I say"No your Tree Trunk". This starts everything because little nicknames to me turns into a gang that I'm in charge of, so I start calling us TFL(my old rap group). So I start hanging out names we got: Tarzan, Mouse, Single Phat, Tree Trunk, Pringle, Bossman, Jackie Chan, Grizzly, Alicia Keys, and Kemosauby. With those names I create TFL and would talk like we are thug life to members, like I went up to Single Phat and was like"Yo man, somebodys been leaking info like a snitch, who do you think it is""(he thinks I'm serious) Yo man what? I don't know man""I think Mouse is being a Rat, we should kick him out of the gang....". Conversations like that happen all night, I don't know how long the nicknames will last, but I like to press my luck, so it'll probably be run into the ground by next week.
PS
There is now a women who works the nightshift who is my age who is good looking, I guarantee I'll have a story out of that.
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