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Saturday, May 11, 2013

I need not a Title: Part II

You can't deny Part II, there's no way. Before I go on to explain the story just know that you boy Jacob  killed it and got the girl. It's about god damn time I have a story of me getting the girl and this is it.

It was a friday night built on anticipation with what the future holds. A long haired droopy eyed Ronnie started the night, he brought up getting laid. Ronnie wants to get laid (who doesn't) really bad, so bad he started getting cocky saying that he could get it in. The group of 5 guys listens to Ronnies high talk until he finds a place for all of us to talk. All enticed talking bout who would get laid first. The classic man vs man story, but you know what, that isn't me. I know I could get laid, but I say I choose the battles I want to win. Now only 1 of my friends believed me, Trace, he's my bro and had my back by saying "If I had to put money on who would get laid tonight I'd say Jacob." And that's what it took for Johnny to challenge me, put me to the test of getting laid. Johnny is Ronnies younger brother and he doesn't take any shit sitting down, so he called me a chode and I was like dude if we go through with a challenge you will lose. And just like that it was on.
Ronnie has 2 bandmates and one of them was interested in buying Trace's telescope for $43, but it didn't start like that. Trace built up the quality of his telescope and after 15 minutes of bargaining they had a deal. Ronnies bandmate wanted to bring it to the party, so once we got the telescope we made out to the party. Ronnie and Trace stayed behind at the crib, so it was us 4 dudes, Johnny, the 2 bandmates, and myself. Sarah, a friend of Johnny's whom I've hung out with a hand full of times was hosting the party. So while we're walking into Sarah's house I mentally prepare myself for the miracle Part I blessed me with.
Immediately walking through the front doors I see women, well not really cause I don't have my glasses at the time, so I was squinting and walking close to make the faces out of every person. Then I reach her, whom I've never seen before. The short blonde with light blue eyes is a bombshell beauty. At first I didn't know everyone, so I had to mingle and I started with her. I asked for her name again cause you know in the meeting of everyone you forget. She answered back and told me she was glad I asked for her name again. Which was a first for me. But I don't sweat it and kept playing it cool. The essence of beauty is locked inside her and can be seen in her eyes, there's no mystery just eagerness radiating from her stare. I couldn't contain the electricity in the air, I wasn't expected to, I just rolled with it. A house full of young kids wanting to drink and smoke a week before finals was the atmosphere. Girls out numbered guys and the drinks were there. I remember a lot of the party-goers smoked cigarettes, but not her. And I liked that. Beer pong got set up on a nice set up of a table and if you've read any of my blog posts you know I like beer pong. Johnny and I are second on the table so I gotta be the table motivator, get the first game of beer pong fun and not something we have to do. Which I do. I tell the loosing team with 8 cups out they have a chance, that's all you need in BP to win is an opportunity, but they didn't buy it. The loosing team remained the loosing team because of a forfeit (first time I witnessed that in BP). Johnny and I were up and by then I had "her" arm around my waist. She distracted me there's no doubt about that, but Johnny and I kept winning. NOW this is a great part of the story to show my commitment.
Johnny didn't like me making out with Her because it took away the focus of the team, so he went out looking to replace me. While he is conducting a diabolical plan I talk to her and she wants me to herself in another room. Yes the girl liked me that much, and I liked her that much to give it to her, but I was on the table and couldn't leave. I told Hayli "No I gotta keep playing beer pong" and the look on her face said it all like "Really? This game is more important then me." Which wasn't the case I just am a loyal person, so I say Johnny lets get this show on the road and he tells me he tries to replace me. I am the heart of our team, the back bone of clutch when you need it and he tries to replace me. So I fixed that shit and made sure I was playing. By now she is mad at me and walks off, so I gotta play for real and make it worth it. Annnd we lost, it was a good game just my head wasn't were it needed to be at. 

As I'm typing this story I realize how dumb it was not to go with her, but ya know lesson learned. The night was turning into a success, Johnny saw I had the stones and we kicked ass on the bp table, but then the cops came.

When cops come to a party usually everybody hides. My hiding partner was Hayli and that worked out real well. The perfect amount of dome spinning was racking my brain, I still could come out smooth and like a gentleman. I stayed next to Hayli's side and she wanted me there. That's all I wanted was a girl who wanted me there, and that was her. So when the cops left and it was time for bed, I went to bed real happy that night and that's dope.
People being happy is cool, you just gotta be happy for them cause the same thing might happen to you. So that's the story I want to tell, the party. There was no party epicness, but realness. If I was a character in a story you would've cheered for me at the end cause I view myself as the underdog, and the underdog won that night. It carried a breeze of happiness up until last night and now the weekend starts again, so we'll see where the wind takes me. The Party last week ended up like this, we all did what was necessary  I gave no damn what people thought and that was the real reason for success last week, that and I told myself to be confident. 
So ya there's Part II. Yo boy Jaycob coming through with another solid blog post.

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