Usually I wouldn't post two blogs in the same day, but man do I got a story for you.
It's July 10th, 2014 at 2:30pm and I arrive at TGIF. My friend Josh put on his facebook there's endless appetizers going on for 10 bucks so I get a hold of my buddy Ronnie. The story to TGIF is one of its own. I tell Ronnie there's one downtown so we drive to the hotel that it's a part of. I chant "TGIF TGIF" as we pull up. I walk towards the hotel and Ronnie takes a minute and I yell,"c'mon grandpa." We get inside the hotel and turns out they renovated it so there is no TGIF inside the hotel. I'm bummed and tell Ronnie check google maps. On google maps it says there is one far down south and I was worried that we wouldn't go, but Ronnie said c'mon lets go.
Ronnie and I start driving on the freeway to TGIF and the freeway is backed up cause Obama decided to be in Austin the next couple days. As we're driving I'm talking going over what I've learned last couple days an app called uber and lift, a conversation a homeless guy and I had, nothing important just talking pieces for me. Finally we arrive to TGIF and again I am excited.
I walk in sit at the bar and ask about the 10 dollar all you can eat appetizers and the bar lady says yes. I'm instantly ready to have fun. I'm hungry, looking forward to this all you can eat and drinks too. I say what's your name, she says I'm Andrea and I say well we're your company for now I'm Jacob he's Ronnie she says pleasure to meet you and we order drinks. Now I'm parched so I finish my long island ice tea fast before our food arrives. I order another light on the ice. Ronnie and I start talking about porn, I ask where you watch yours, and making home videos, my experience with trying to make a home video all at level volume. Ronnie tells me to shut my mouth, but I insist to keep talking cause I have a point at what I'm trying to say. The food comes and I'm Mr. Fun I got my belly full, I'm crackin' jokes, thinking of new jokes, all at the typical noise level for my voice. I tell a black joke I thought of, it goes like this: "So I was crackin' jokes with a black person and the black person goes I do that too, and I say what, Jokes? he says nah, crack." Ronnie says don't say jokes like that anymore, I look over my shoulder and black people walk in. I say I'm always bad with first impressions cause I'm going to say what I'm going to say and if you don't like well the my first impression will be bad. I try my new pickup line on the bar lady. I'll tell you why, cause I told Ronnie and he said that's really funny, and I was like watch you got to watch it in action. So I try it out and the bar lady doesn't like it, but acknowledges it's a good line.
I finish my second long island tea order another one light on the ice and she say," Honey you're good, I can get you a water or a desert." In shock, I order a water. I go over in my head like forreal, you're going to cut me off, I'm just having fun on my second drink. Ronnie speaks up and goes I can't believe you got cut off and I go I know! It's my second drink. It took her a long time to get my water and when she did I said wow I feel like it's in a sippy cup. I didn't feel embarrassed more offended than anything. It killed my mood, I closed out my check and bounced out of that bitch.
In the car with Ronnie we were both in shock at what happened, I say yeah I understand from her perspective that I should be cut off for what I said, but I was just talking. Ronnie on the other side was like that was horseshit, and he didn't even get cut off. Pulling into the neighborhood not only did I vow that TGI Fridays I will longer go, but I learned that shutting your mouth has serious implications.
It's July 10th, 2014 at 2:30pm and I arrive at TGIF. My friend Josh put on his facebook there's endless appetizers going on for 10 bucks so I get a hold of my buddy Ronnie. The story to TGIF is one of its own. I tell Ronnie there's one downtown so we drive to the hotel that it's a part of. I chant "TGIF TGIF" as we pull up. I walk towards the hotel and Ronnie takes a minute and I yell,"c'mon grandpa." We get inside the hotel and turns out they renovated it so there is no TGIF inside the hotel. I'm bummed and tell Ronnie check google maps. On google maps it says there is one far down south and I was worried that we wouldn't go, but Ronnie said c'mon lets go.
Ronnie and I start driving on the freeway to TGIF and the freeway is backed up cause Obama decided to be in Austin the next couple days. As we're driving I'm talking going over what I've learned last couple days an app called uber and lift, a conversation a homeless guy and I had, nothing important just talking pieces for me. Finally we arrive to TGIF and again I am excited.
I walk in sit at the bar and ask about the 10 dollar all you can eat appetizers and the bar lady says yes. I'm instantly ready to have fun. I'm hungry, looking forward to this all you can eat and drinks too. I say what's your name, she says I'm Andrea and I say well we're your company for now I'm Jacob he's Ronnie she says pleasure to meet you and we order drinks. Now I'm parched so I finish my long island ice tea fast before our food arrives. I order another light on the ice. Ronnie and I start talking about porn, I ask where you watch yours, and making home videos, my experience with trying to make a home video all at level volume. Ronnie tells me to shut my mouth, but I insist to keep talking cause I have a point at what I'm trying to say. The food comes and I'm Mr. Fun I got my belly full, I'm crackin' jokes, thinking of new jokes, all at the typical noise level for my voice. I tell a black joke I thought of, it goes like this: "So I was crackin' jokes with a black person and the black person goes I do that too, and I say what, Jokes? he says nah, crack." Ronnie says don't say jokes like that anymore, I look over my shoulder and black people walk in. I say I'm always bad with first impressions cause I'm going to say what I'm going to say and if you don't like well the my first impression will be bad. I try my new pickup line on the bar lady. I'll tell you why, cause I told Ronnie and he said that's really funny, and I was like watch you got to watch it in action. So I try it out and the bar lady doesn't like it, but acknowledges it's a good line.
I finish my second long island tea order another one light on the ice and she say," Honey you're good, I can get you a water or a desert." In shock, I order a water. I go over in my head like forreal, you're going to cut me off, I'm just having fun on my second drink. Ronnie speaks up and goes I can't believe you got cut off and I go I know! It's my second drink. It took her a long time to get my water and when she did I said wow I feel like it's in a sippy cup. I didn't feel embarrassed more offended than anything. It killed my mood, I closed out my check and bounced out of that bitch.
In the car with Ronnie we were both in shock at what happened, I say yeah I understand from her perspective that I should be cut off for what I said, but I was just talking. Ronnie on the other side was like that was horseshit, and he didn't even get cut off. Pulling into the neighborhood not only did I vow that TGI Fridays I will longer go, but I learned that shutting your mouth has serious implications.
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