So I was at work talking to Alicia as we were closing down the bingo hall for the night and I thought of a pickup line. I think it was inspired mostly by how women view me, so I tell my buddy Cole my pickup line he cracks up and says thats great.I've now established confidence in my pickup line I thought of. Cole and I after work go get a beer across the street, there's this comedy show called buzzkill being put on and there is tons of women. Now me I'm not worried about it, I got a beautiful girl I'm talking to and I'm not trying to ruin that. I see all these other cute girls around and think it'd be a good opportunity for Cole; I could be a wing man and that could close up yesterdays night, but instead calls his buddy Raul to grab a beer with us. We're all shooting the shit at the table Cole then leaves for the restroom and Raul is talking to me about Mexico. I'm interested in hearing how other people lived in other parts of the world but I see a cute blond girl sitting by herself, so once my buddy Cole got back to sit down and drink his beer I say,"I'm going to try my pickup line." Here's how it went down:
(walking over to the girl, her back is turned, I have my who body face hers then I talk)
"I hear you like bad boys"
"No"
"You wanna come over to my place and watch cops?"
"No"
"You didn't like that pickup line?"
"No"
"It's funny, do you know why it's funny?"
"Yes"
"Oh okay, well I thought of it at work I wanted to try it, hi I'm Jacob"
"Hi I'm Cynthia, yeah I didn't like it"
"Oh okay so where you from Cynthia?"
"Spain"
"Cool"
Ect. we talked for not much longer I was there to get a reaction on my pickup line. I sat down told my buddies pickup line again and we laughed. I said you can't win them all, then I thought, even if she didn't like it it started a conversation with her and that's half the battle. So maybe it is a good secret pickup line.
(walking over to the girl, her back is turned, I have my who body face hers then I talk)
"I hear you like bad boys"
"No"
"You wanna come over to my place and watch cops?"
"No"
"You didn't like that pickup line?"
"No"
"It's funny, do you know why it's funny?"
"Yes"
"Oh okay, well I thought of it at work I wanted to try it, hi I'm Jacob"
"Hi I'm Cynthia, yeah I didn't like it"
"Oh okay so where you from Cynthia?"
"Spain"
"Cool"
Ect. we talked for not much longer I was there to get a reaction on my pickup line. I sat down told my buddies pickup line again and we laughed. I said you can't win them all, then I thought, even if she didn't like it it started a conversation with her and that's half the battle. So maybe it is a good secret pickup line.
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