I need not a Title: Part II

You can't deny Part II, there's no way. Before I go on to explain the story just know that you boy Jacob  killed it and got the girl. It's about god damn time I have a story of me getting the girl and this is it.

It was a friday night built on anticipation with what the future holds. A long haired droopy eyed Ronnie started the night, he brought up getting laid. Ronnie wants to get laid (who doesn't) really bad, so bad he started getting cocky saying that he could get it in. The group of 5 guys listens to Ronnies high talk until he finds a place for all of us to talk. All enticed talking bout who would get laid first. The classic man vs man story, but you know what, that isn't me. I know I could get laid, but I say I choose the battles I want to win. Now only 1 of my friends believed me, Trace, he's my bro and had my back by saying "If I had to put money on who would get laid tonight I'd say Jacob." And that's what it took for Johnny to challenge me, put me to the test of getting laid. Johnny is Ronnies younger brother and he doesn't take any shit sitting down, so he called me a chode and I was like dude if we go through with a challenge you will lose. And just like that it was on.

Ronnie has 2 bandmates and one of them was interested in buying Trace's telescope for $43, but it didn't start like that. Trace built up the quality of his telescope and after 15 minutes of bargaining they had a deal. Ronnies bandmate wanted to bring it to the party, so once we got the telescope we made out to the party. Ronnie and Trace stayed behind at the crib, so it was us 4 dudes, Johnny, the 2 bandmates, and myself. Sarah, a friend of Johnny's whom I've hung out with a hand full of times was hosting the party. So while we're walking into Sarah's house I mentally prepare myself for the miracle Part I blessed me with.

Immediately walking through the front doors I see women, well not really cause I don't have my glasses at the time, so I was squinting and walking close to make the faces out of every person. Then I reach her, whom I've never seen before. The short blonde with light blue eyes is a bombshell beauty. At first I didn't know everyone, so I had to mingle and I started with her. I asked for her name again cause you know in the meeting of everyone you forget. She answered back and told me she was glad I asked for her name again. Which was a first for me. But I don't sweat it and kept playing it cool. The essence of beauty is locked inside her and can be seen in her eyes, there's no mystery just eagerness radiating from her stare. I couldn't contain the electricity in the air, I wasn't expected to, I just rolled with it. A house full of young kids wanting to drink and smoke a week before finals was the atmosphere. Girls out numbered guys and the drinks were there. I remember a lot of the party-goers smoked cigarettes, but not her. And I liked that. Beer pong got set up on a nice set up of a table and if you've read any of my blog posts you know I like beer pong. Johnny and I are second on the table so I gotta be the table motivator, get the first game of beer pong fun and not something we have to do. Which I do. I tell the loosing team with 8 cups out they have a chance, that's all you need in BP to win is an opportunity, but they didn't buy it. The loosing team remained the loosing team because of a forfeit (first time I witnessed that in BP). Johnny and I were up and by then I had "her" arm around my waist. She distracted me there's no doubt about that, but Johnny and I kept winning. NOW this is a great part of the story to show my commitment.

Johnny didn't like me making out with Her because it took away the focus of the team, so he went out looking to replace me. While he is conducting a diabolical plan I talk to her and she wants me to herself in another room. Yes the girl liked me that much, and I liked her that much to give it to her, but I was on the table and couldn't leave. I told Hayli "No I gotta keep playing beer pong" and the look on her face said it all like "Really? This game is more important then me." Which wasn't the case I just am a loyal person, so I say Johnny lets get this show on the road and he tells me he tries to replace me. I am the heart of our team, the back bone of clutch when you need it and he tries to replace me. So I fixed that shit and made sure I was playing. By now she is mad at me and walks off, so I gotta play for real and make it worth it. Annnd we lost, it was a good game just my head wasn't were it needed to be at. 

As I'm typing this story I realize how dumb it was not to go with her, but ya know lesson learned. The night was turning into a success, Johnny saw I had the stones and we kicked ass on the bp table, but then the cops came.

When cops come to a party usually everybody hides. My hiding partner was Hayli and that worked out real well. The perfect amount of dome spinning was racking my brain, I still could come out smooth and like a gentleman. I stayed next to Hayli's side and she wanted me there. That's all I wanted was a girl who wanted me there, and that was her. So when the cops left and it was time for bed, I went to bed real happy that night and that's dope.
People being happy is cool, you just gotta be happy for them cause the same thing might happen to you. So that's the story I want to tell, the party. There was no party epicness, but realness. If I was a character in a story you would've cheered for me at the end cause I view myself as the underdog, and the underdog won that night. It carried a breeze of happiness up until last night and now the weekend starts again, so we'll see where the wind takes me. The Party last week ended up like this, we all did what was necessary  I gave no damn what people thought and that was the real reason for success last week, that and I told myself to be confident. 

So ya there's Part II. Yo boy Jaycob coming through with another solid blog post.

I need not a Title: Part 1

Today marks my first day of summer I have finished the work for my classes and in me doing that I have time to write a good story. Last Friday I had to take a math test and after spending all day there I was coming home to get ready for work then I saw Johnny getting off the bus to get buffalo wild wings. He asks me a question if I want to go to a party tonight and I'm like sorry bro I can't I'm actually getting ready for work, so we left it at that. Then I called my mom on the bus and was talking to her and in the middle of the bus ride I said,"Fuck! I left my backpack at school." So I panicked  a week before finals with missing notebook is no bueno. I called the school asking to look in the library and they didn't see it. I couldn't rely on it turning up, so I called my boss requesting a friday night off work to get a backpack. Friday nights I make a lot of money for the time I work, so it did suck to leave my backpack there, it threw me into a bind. My boss gives me the Ok to take off work. So I gather myself together to go back to ACC looking for a Oakley Bathroom Sink backpack. I wait at the bus stop with Joseph and talk chit chat till the bus arrives. I told him how I left my backpack and now I'm able to go to this party I was invited to. Joseph says, "You should go man, there's a reason for you to go...and I hope you find your backpack". Turns out my backpack was right where I left it, exactly where I described on the phone to the librarian. I grab my bag and shake the sweat of my bones thanking god it wasn't stolen. I have a cool backpack so ya know. I then ride home wait for Johnny and at 11 o clock we set out for this party. The party where stakes were high and women would out number men...this party is in part II.

Ya'll are SO Crazy

So what’s been going on with planet earth? How we doing? I’d say we’re doing all right. We got this cool these cool inventions. Christmas was a cool day, if I got a electronic gizmo I would teach myself how it works, what it’s capability’s are, and what could I do with it? Technology is another gadget man seeks to control. Cameras are a great example as a modern technology that didn’t exist back in the hay day. People before us had no electrical technology close to what people spend their face in today. The Internet connects millions of people together, in real time. Pictures and the Internet form a sex kitten, a image that becomes tolerable to stair at sitting down in front of you. Now The People R.I.P. that have lived in the 1300’s, they may have had freaks, but word doesn’t always spread. I bet you we had some pretty freaky people back in the day, maybe even freakier than the ones on our tabloids. Brittany Spears shaving her head is pretty weird, but that’s not crazy. People don’t just go crazy; something has to be loaded in the gun before it’s shot. I think the people I’ve seen in my lifetime have been curious beings, arraying the topic. Grocery stores have tabloids exploiting people’s lives and they treat it as our last minute purchase. A last minute purchase completely alters the original amount; any last minute purchase gains your attention as a last minute necessity. I’ve bought articles with story’s I like to read, but imagine not having that idea. Imagine not having a facebook photo and telling everyone you meet what’s on your profile. That’s nuts! If you couldn’t tell a good story or weren’t artistic people probably listening would tune you out. Technology does the work man can’t and it’s everlasting improving (hope to god). I think the Internet distorts actual events that occur through time and it shakes the earth more than before cameras were born. People fall into crazy more than the people who originated crazy. It’s all because we care about more things then ourselves. Get yourself a big lunch, go for a jog, eat ice cream. Any yahoo articles will be uploaded to their archives at the end of the day. I saw this guy on the Internet trying to connect the dots with loony ideas connecting picture 1 for picture B. He was trying to sell his thoughts. The Internet had a donation page that made me feel like “please help me do nothing and pay for me to continue doing nothing”. I think this article is written because people that can get by in life ridden of any talents and can ride off someone else. I think we cash into too much that once upon a time didn’t exist. I think anybody has the ability to go out to make a story as interesting as the ones on the Internet.  Give love to thy self before I love thy neighbor.

PEACE

Truth Is

I moved my bed lower to the ground so I could lay low. I deleted my facebook because I don't want to be read like a book. I sold my car just because insurance prices are too much for me to afford. What has been going on in my life is a lot of nada. I eat, I run, and I smoke. If I still had facebook I'd average a status every 4 days. I would be like a caged hamster getting off his exercise wheel to post a status update then get back to work again. I don't get out of my cage often because I am content with what's in my cage. My home has food, water, and the internet. I am fit for survival, but I am not moving forward. There isn't even a direction I want to pursue. I just keep running on the hamster wheel hoping something happens. Truth is probably nothing will happen. I have to go out and take what I want. I want happiness just like I had in the ol' days hanging out with my friends. Happiness I've come to realize succeeds through achievement. But Patience is a virtue, so I'm waiting for something to happen. Truth is, a virtue is less than Happiness. 

Doornob

Dear Doornob what twisted you to sling open,
At who's weight pulled down like the current of the ocean?

Were you sweet talked by a familiar ghost?
For I have stayed in homes but this is haunted most.
I do believe I am being watched,
summer breezes can not unlock locked locks.
I got will that can not and will not believe.
Doorknobs just do not at random fall freely.
It intrigues me with the secrets your keeping,
if only your handle could get a handle on speaking,
I would enjoy listening to a door,
how it feels to spring forward and tightly secured.
With 3/4th size window I see right through you,
or is the door and lock completely different Juju?
You take a lot of time being locked in space,

it's good to unwind or in this case unlock face.

From,

J Word

FOR 6 Bucks I

Saw The Avengers at a movie theatre. Yes, I went to the movie theater middle of the day. Trapped desperate in need to see superhero's. It killed me that B-Rhymin saw it 3 times before I saw it once. For summer blockbusters back home I would be at the midnight release packed with theaters full of people. I've also been in the empty movie rooms with maybe a dad, his kid and the older people. Then their are the Loaners who do not contribute to the size of the movie theater. I have been known to sit with people with every time except for that time in Palm Springs. But @ The Avengers the other day I was a loaner, it was my first real experience. By walking out in the sun to face my fear, I realized I am not a vampire. It's been hard at work, people haven't been responsive to my invites. Sometimes I have money to do stuff. I just decided it was a good idea to see the movie before work so I can tell everybody about it when I clock it. It was a good idea, but I forgot to tell everybody I saw it for 6 Bucks! I hate the $12 dollar movie ticket, little did I know when you go to the show alone middle of the day your walking away happay.(Rap that, yo welcome). I think 6 dollars is a perfect amount to spend on a movie! Saving 6 dollars per person is like stretching time,  You can do so much. With my 6 dollar ticket I stayed under my day balance with a soup from Paneria Bread. When the cashier man said 6 dollars it was like a sign. A sign that says"Going to the Movies alone isn't LaME".

Matrix

Alright philosophy got me thinking, my grade might not show it, but I'm exploring new ideas. We don't know how things work, there is nothing we can break down to a conclusion of why something is what it is. My buddy Ethan once told me, what if we found something that could move at the speed of light, everything we know would just be horse shit. That's a huge what if, but who's to say that's not a possibility. In philosophy a philosopher Rene' Descartes came to a conclusion of Cogito Ergo Sum, which translates to "I think Therefore I am". Descartes isn't say I exist, he is noting that the mind exists, It does not rule out possibilities of waking up as a Sloth dreaming up a human life. On a run today I saw a bubble flash of light in my vision pop up for a quick moment. As if I just woke up under a light bulb. Last year I was introduced to Plato's cave theory which was the idea of the Matrix Movies. This year my Teacher Dr. Becker really showed me humans don't know anything for certain. So it doesn't seem to crazy to consider the idea of a matrix. Humans can't understand how we instinctively blush, I read that on the internet. All I'm saying is there can be a chance my idea I'm about to share with is a possibility. Imagine living in a matrix, the world we see isn't reality. Instead there is a higher being who can use time like a Tivo. Our matrix can be manipulated if we are being watched, what if a higher being can see 10 seconds of an event of what will happen. So life could just metaphorically be one big Wipe Out show course trying to survive the obstacles thrown at us. I gotta go to philosophy, see ya.