But I think the word "haters" is trademarked by rappers, basketball fans, and douche bags. Rappers as in black people, basketball fans as in Laker fans, and douche bags as in 3/4 of my friends on facebook. I got some mad haters, but I don't want to use that word because I don't want the people who trademarked it to get angry at an outcast. I need a new word....Jealous? Envious?....Honkays! I got a lot of honkays telling me I'm not funny and my standup video"sucks dick". First off a video can't suck dick unless its an actual dick sucking video and 2nd off I'm flattered you clicked on my dick sucking video and spent time out of your day watching my video that sucks so much dick. You must be gay if you watched it. Back to honkays. Theres nothing I can do to impress them, like I can carry around Jessica Alba's panties that she signed herself and the honkays would be like...."she's not even hot"....Um! Have you seen Jessica Alba she's pretty damn hot, theres a reason why she's on the movie screen and not your dumb girlfriend who gives you a handjob"every once in a while"isn't. If I can make friends with every honkay. I wouldn't. They are a waste of time like me trying to explain my age to my 90 year old great grandmother. Football players don't look into the crowd and explain every time why they slapped another players ass. Otherwise known as a"good game", they just let the show continue. They even give"good games" in the middle of the fucking game. Meaning I'm going to slip up sometimes and if I don't "defend" its not because I'm a "faggot that watches gay porn all day", its because I know whatever I say you're going to be watching my show. I'm hoping to give you the show in HD so I can make it that much clearer for you honkays out there, I don't care and I'll be a millionaire while you're still living in that talking shit phase back on facebook to get 'likes' by random people hoping one of the persons that 'liked' your comment is good looking. I'm better than you. Get over it.
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