Today Today and Yesterday

So I woke up with my grandfather pulling off my blankets because apparently my alarm wasn't doing the job. I was just having to much fun learning how to blog until 1am. I didn't get to mention what happened yesterday, my sister Cassandra texted me saying she was joining the improv team at her school in Texas and that text was more exciting than a nude pic from Megan Fox(I don't find her attractive). My sister is a very funny person with a great sense of humor, so I told her that she will be the best, she blushed then said she wanted to do it to keep her imagination running and sent me my new favorite quote, “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.”- Albert Einstein. Good quote. So yes my sister will be famous as will I, look out for us and my brother Connor he might just be in the MLB, we kinda are a big deal. As for today I was promised to be picked up by my best buddie Ethan Hall and of course he calls me going"I just woke up, can you save me a seat?"(we share all of our classes together). So I walked into business without him and I started getting clammy and sweaty because I didn't have my best man with me during the biggest bullshit class. This man, Mr. Saulcito, is a fat, feminine, and stupid man. He always waddles into class and when it comes to lecture time he likes to read off paper and make very little eye contact with constant pauses while reading. Every lecture that has to do with "business" has something to do with how he gave up a couple bucks to a helpless person. I personally think he is trying to convince us that he is the fat Clark Kent that changes into Superman when he's not "hiking" or asking people "what cell phone service do they have and if they are happy with it". He just pisses me off. Ethan comes in and writes this big "I believe" speech for "his candidacy to be Madagascar's President", funniest thing of the morning. I swear Ethan is the funniest guy I know and he could easily impress a whole black audience doing Morgan Freeman impressions. Finally class ends, so me and Ethan head over to my Nana and Popo's house to eat our usual, grilled cheese. Ethan doesn't know how to make grilled cheese, but he can juggle. I didn't think it was hard. We head over to Anthropology which is a great class because the teacher is just a white italian biggie smalls. He walks in and owns the class. I love anthro for the attractive people too. It makes telling jokes that much worth it. Everyone is attractive....but in different ways...Back to Anthropology. I answered a answer right and I didn't know this. Rebellion and Revolution are 2 totally different things. Rebellion is a fight against a certain cause and Revolution is a fight against a universal problem. Your welcome. I was hoping to make small talk with this attractive women, but Ethan took to long organizing his nike bag like he's out to try and impress somebody how his bag holds his water bottle and his notebook. She got away because I never leave a man behind, don't worry though I don't need her like I need a beat, I'm not One Republic, I'm Jacob Richard Perkins. Left class me and Ethan went our separate ways and now I'm waiting for his slow ass girlfriend to hang out with him for 30 minutes so I can drive over and convince him to go see "The Rite" with me. I saw my dad today and man o man is he an inspiration, he's in his sweats by 4 pm. Love it. I want to keep typing, but I don't want to bring my laptop in the bathroom(I'm not one of those kinda guys).