Ke$ha's Gotta Have $ome $hitty Days too

There is no way Ke$ha everyday wakes up, puts glasses on, brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack, and has the intention of never coming back to her house/condo/dumpster/whatever. I get the joke and the song are old, but Ke$ha has to have bad days is all I'm saying. I mean she uses P Diddy as her metaphor about how she wakes up, but I'm pretty sure when Biggie Smalls died(P Diddy's best friend) by being sprayed with bullets he didn't wake up the next day go"OH! I have hit songs, I'm good". No. He moped for a long long time because not everyday is"da bomb". I understand that Ke$ha is just making catchy music and I'm being douchy for over-thinking a dance song named "Tik Tok" when they can't add a couple "c's" in there to make it correct spelling, but this is a great transition into my day.
FEBRUARY 8, 2011.
I was still awake at 12am feeling on top of the world with these bets that I made making easy money, so instead of going to bed I researched what more games to bet on today. I put little fun money on things because I know nothing about sports and I felt I would let Cole do his thing the next day. I went to bed finally after putting random parlay bets on things that are just checkmarks to me, but it was to difficult because I felt like P Diddy going to bed(assuming that P Diddy every night counts his money in his head and finds new things to buy). When I woke up at fricken 8:30am because I was dreaming of handing my grandmother 500 dollars cash because she deserved it while random hot girls were watching me do it and thought I was so dreamy. I got super.....pumped and woke up because I thought it was real. So I got up and just started looking at stats getting ready for big money my way and bragged in business class how I'll have a 1,000 in my account by Friday. Basically I made it so if anybody knew I dropped back down to 0 that I would forever be wrong about any other sport pick durring my gambling career. I'm a good hype man about how awesome I am. All the games are Eastern time so they start at 4. Lets just say even if Ke$ha woke up everyday feeling like a rich male african american, she's still looked at as a blond Lady GaGa want-to-be whore who can wakeup feeling like Bruce Wayne, but at the end of the day, it's possible for her...not to be feeling like she owns every party. As I type this I'm still banking on that original bet that I did at 12am with all those fun checkmarks to win it all. Vegas!