The Day Me and Ethan Ruled the World

Today, February 10, 2011-a date that will live in infamy-Jacob Perkins and Ethan Hall of Foothill Ranch California, were suddenly and deliberately attacked by Mr. Salcito and his fat stomach. Business Tuesday/Thursday from 10:15am-11:40am.
(I tried to make it like the Pearl Harbor speech)
If you havent read before Mr. Salcito is a fat man that pisses me off because he is a horrible teacher and can't do anything right, but I have to go to his class or my grandparents will get upset. Me and Ethan were in class just sitting there, Ethan was watching the clock, I was saying smartass comments to the class. For example Mr. Salcito was writing on the board and I go"Strong has an R in it", he was talking about how Walmart has everything for like 6 minutes as an example for his lecture and I go"yeah they even have electronics". He might think I'm retarded, but I am openly mocking him. He wasn't even teaching, the book from which he was reading from, didn't have a certain definition for him to talk about so there was a 25 second pause because he didn't know how to explain"National Competitive Advantages".
I look over at Ethan who is just looking at the clock and he writes down on paper(we sit right next to each other)"Wanna get out of here?" I look at him him and say "yes" so fast. We start gathering our notebook stuff and I look at our "friend" who is taking notes. I say"write all the notes for us", he says"all of them are online". Why the hell do I go to this class. Me and Ethan standup in the middle of a lecture and leave, but as I'm walking down the isle my oakley key chain gets caught on a desk and makes TONS of noise. Me and Ethan walked out of Mr. Salcito's class with the biggest "F you", not only do we leave in the middle of a lecture, we do it so loud that all the focus is off him and on us. I've done rude things before, but I have never felt so powerful walking away in a situation. It was obvious we hated being there, the class was envious, I know because nobody enjoys listening to a man describe drinking juice like sucking a dick. Mr. Salcito took time explaining how he tasted a juice that was called "Grape Sack", but the whole class didn't understand he was saying"sack" so he clarified it 3 times and I said "sack?" under my breath and he was like "Yes Grape SACK". He started saying the juice was thick like a loogie and his kids loved it and couldn't get enough. So I got a mental applause while leaving that class and felt like a king. I am king.